cricketsmom
10-30-2007, 11:54 AM
An old lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding
her hat so that the wind wouldn't blow it away in the wind A gentleman
approached her & said, "Pardon me, madam, I do not intend to be
forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "But I need my hands to hold onto my
hat." "But madam, he said, "You must know that you're derriere is
exposed!" The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said,
"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought
this hat!"
WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
WHERE WOULD YOU BE:
IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?
IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?
IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU
IF - YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN?
IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS?
IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU,
WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES?
SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
HELLOOooo!!!!!!!!!
YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG HOUSE!
AINT THAT THE TRUTH!!
her hat so that the wind wouldn't blow it away in the wind A gentleman
approached her & said, "Pardon me, madam, I do not intend to be
forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "But I need my hands to hold onto my
hat." "But madam, he said, "You must know that you're derriere is
exposed!" The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said,
"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought
this hat!"
WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
WHERE WOULD YOU BE:
IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?
IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?
IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU
IF - YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN?
IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS?
IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU,
WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES?
SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
HELLOOooo!!!!!!!!!
YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG HOUSE!
AINT THAT THE TRUTH!!