710???

A blonde walks into our local garage and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other perplexed. Another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one .." She said that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. Still perplexed, he then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If you're unsure what a 710 is scroll down..........
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Gambling Blonde

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,
"Come
on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed...
"YES!
YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and
her
clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them
asked,
"What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men.